[TechSoC: Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t we have some big celebration coming up on Friday?]
[CynicSoC: Nope. 
]
[DescentSoC: Actually, yes, we do. SoC said so.]
[CynicSoC: So? SoC’s a loser! ]
[TechSoC: You do realize that, since we all share his name, by calling SoC a loser, you are therefore calling yourself a loser, right? 
]
[CynicSoC: Of course, but I’m also calling all of you losers, too. By my way of thinking, I’m less of a loser than the rest of you combined, so I win. ]
[DescentSoC: *targets CynicSoC for mass destruction* I do NOT like being called a loser.]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Inferiority issues from all those losses playing onlin-]
[DescentSoC: *torches CynicSoC with the napalm gun* Shut UP! 
]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Me shutting up? Never going to happen… just like you winning a game of Descent online. ]
[DescentSoC: *obliterates CynicSoC with a Mega Missile* ]
[TechSoC: If I may-]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* No-]
[DescentSoC: *obliterates CynicSoC with a Mega Missile* ]
[TechSoC: -redirect you guys-]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Re-]
[DescentSoC: *obliterates CynicSoC with a Mega Missile* ]
[TechSoC: -to the issu-]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Ma-]
[DescentSoC: *obliterates CynicSoC with a Mega Missile* ]
[TechSoC: -at hand… *sigh*]
[MechWarriorSoC: *blows DescentSoC out of the air with a few AC/20 rounds* I do believe that Techie is trying to talk, flyboy.]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Yes, he is, MechWarriorSoC, but he can’t talk. ]
[DescentSoC: *respawns*]
[MechWarriorSoC: Why not?]
[CynicSoC: *hides behind techsoc*]
[DescentSoC: *obliterates CynicSoC with a Mega Missile* ]
[CynicSoC: X_X Because, like me, he’s dead. ]
[TechSoC: X_X 10 years and he’s still just as annoying.]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Do we have to celebrate 10? Why not 11 or 31 or 46?]
[LinkSoC: What’s so special about those numbers?]
[CynicSoC: They’re not 10. ]
[LinkSoC: Oh… so you’re being lazy.]
[CynicSoC: ..and unpredictable. If we celebrate 10, people can predict us. EVERYONE celebrates the big 10.]
[TechSoC: …Why must this always happen in recent posts?]
[DescentSoC: What? *looks at CynicSoC, hesitates, then fires a Black Shark missile, sucking CynicSoC into the black hole created by the missile and conveniently leaving everyone else unscathed* 
]
[CynicSoC: X_X HAXXORZ! CHEET3R! ]
[TechSoC: …Me agreeing with CynicSoC…]
[DescentSoC: No, CynicSoC, I do not need to hack or cheat to beat you.]
[LinkSoC: Heh… ouch. Need my Goron Tunic for that burn, CynicSoC?]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Um… no… what?]
[DescentSoC: You suck so bad that even I can whoop you. 
*Fires the fully charged Fusion blast at CynicSoC, killing him yet again*]
[TechSoC: …and still no one listens…]
[CynicSoC: *respawns* Wait, what just happened? How did I not see that? Why is TechSoC still here? Is he lamenting the fact that no one responded to his lament about agreeing with me about not celebrating the big 10 because it would be too predictable because I was distracting them all by making them think I didn’t see that (what would have otherwise been referred to as a “wicked”) burn from DescentSoC coming?]
[LinkSoC: Um… Huh?]
[DescentSoC: I’m so confused…]
[SpamSoC: Uh… what… how… *BOOOM*]
[LinkSoC: Did CynicSoC just make SpamSoC’s head explode from trying to follow what he said?]
[CynicSoC: Why, yes, LinkSoC, I did. I am *THAT* good at this. ]
[TechSoC: Why do I find myself forgetting what we were talking about a few lines up, even though I could look up and reread it again?]
[CynicSoC: I have that effect on people. Or personalities, in your case. ]
[DescentSoC: I guess that means the big 10 isn’t happening, then… bummer. 
]
[TechSoC: …or is it?]
[CynicSoC: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN! ]
[DescentSoC: …not that again…]
